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whwh >> jmy::s funnyhe elecon h beeno r this yeye, we've stiti yetetto atomen meanil if dold tru wants a win he needsdsove his retionship wh hispac voters. out of everyonnnnng trump i the candide mosttdislikedy hispanics. apparent hla toowoo them with a aiant w wl mysriously bafired. according to a new poll, 8 in 10 hispanicoters he an ununvorable vw ofonald trump. i real wonde who the 2 hianicoters who nd him vorableehe onlean i can t tnk ofor latinoo to kekeonald trump if they'y' inking abobo going backxico andnd donon wano payor a moving t tckck [ laughtet ] ] ] her th that,ththth. on nday, rigight across the strere fro u us we h he the acadawards w is by far the most glamororo traffic nightmarar of theheear he i ll say.eaea year we have a shoft th showow is will be o 11th aual l. we he aa calcadef bright
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m gog to answer t t question right w. i' be wearing vera wg. [ ughter soince they'y' setngpv theananndndedpetnd allhat we didededo o o f with mie@ fans. we asked peopleen thehe strtrt about a bunch ofhings and movies that diddot happe and ot exist i scialscar editio of "l witness new" >>o yothth"citkane 2" dn't get nominined because off kevivivimes' perance? > no, i think ovalal -- the thinggis every movie can't get noted. if that were the case it would be a really lg . >> did y l le "ti kane@ 22"?"? >> i idid, i lededit >> wabout tom cruise i i "big ma ligignotcye." was it fiercece >>fierce, i like tom crcrse. . >> what did think off jennifer laence, 19-year-old momoer of fofo?o>> unpredictableeut yet very
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>> w wt was yr favorite part of "19-ar-old mother o o four"" when she sen herer first child tolll high schoolrhen sheeld her grandcld forhe firstst me? a a augheh sendinger first chi to high school was pretty moving, holding her grhild for thestime was more movjng. better. am" ggest mie ohetmonth. s this theheight role foror siri cellan? did hehering i heeidring it. i had a friend soughtnov and loveddit. >> o of the greatest movies this year, o othe nnst, channini tatum in "koala kop." s heheuper cee a akoala? >> he was supupererute e a kokoa. >>as it fun t s koala with sipa? ititcreepy? n areepyys "ted." a lot of p peoe are talking t t`e bebe in@ "t revenant." did ye the dce sne at
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aftet e erythinghat wt on inn that movie. >>o you in "col" rlieded to@avily on cgi? >> it wawa fun toodd t tse cparactersmore@e entertrtni. >> w i inappropateuringsuch tender emotional momomtso have a cartoon cat come up andnd be le,h on yoyr huand's going to like this. >> no, i think in america anything goes. >> well, even lyg. lying?? i think that's the epitoto o ournati wow. god bls amera. [ laughter [ chrs a alalae ] >> jmy: here's new fashionon enddt mimhtake its way to the red carpet o sunday. theyeye called furryls. they're exactly wha they found like, nailil with fur. thererare a lot on insncgrgr. like fger us. i don'n' w wamee with e idea( lly y karshian gets somethg thi going ins ce i'think it s. but ity excitinin
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he makne movie also. the one "jii." goododduck mel, good l l lfor evererne oscar. titi! [ laughter ] [ chrs alausus] >> jmy::hank you, a.aa have a brea when we come backckndnd wee always do,"this i unnececeary censorshipip and an all-new edititi o tweets" so stitk aroununun tconna denu get outt i'mononavsome f! wt do you csir n? fun, nal fufuow! i in heavenen with my b bie laug boyfrfrndndnd steppin' in a qhythm funkykylo whoeeds tthink when feet just go? h7tcha gnanao whenenu geoutta`he 'm gonnaave some fun! f, turaran!
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blp ]. >> jessica chastain looks like julia robts' ghost. i like t tt one.e. >> eddieedmayne looks likeee someonon t t t t erase his nos but cououn't mptely. inheooks dehydrated. which am,eally thirsty. >> tired ousan sarandon hahang herigyy boobs in my fafa. oh, you wish. kevin costner as boringn mother [ [ep with long-ass movies whe yo going? e e s gotretty ut that i'd'dik tpoop@pn.n. i h when z zh g gifianakispp playayayserious les. - at's what daka fanning is for. >> kin hart seems like an annoyiyi little fafa. whatat >>ichard dreyfuss` ia a rysht t n.
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gina, will you [ bleep ], [ bleep ] later? >> is yrhild [ bep ]? >> name sometetetwins sotimes d d in t seway. >> s sk their [ blbl]. >> truth othe matxer is na becec presidint nobodyy owow what [ rleep ] h he e wowod do h doesn't know whahaha eele ] heould do >> w%' got to do setetng for ththkids. weave kids choking on [ blblp p fdly fororests fendldl as can be where the bibibds [ bleepep t t pbees and the bees [ blele ] the drees and everyone [ bep ] ] [ c eersndndndla >> jimmyight o o show c c om tinae, snehips and ce the pper. we'llbe right b bk k kelly ripa!! [ eeee and applause >> d dky: portions o "jimmy
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pper, from the samsu stage. sund night the 11th annual "jimmy kimmel live" after the osca televn ecial,ur biggesttw o oe year, nfleck, tracy morgrgrg c cis rock, j.k. sions,s,etyson, matthew rock,,athan lane, henrcavi, and liv surureses that m mht even b a surprise to me. so i recommend that youleep late on suny morng so you can stay up for that. ofspresso jump-starting our brns e morning, "live! th kelly and m mhael" sh plays kelly on thahashow. watch a spspial afr the oscar edition of the show fromomom dolby thehehr mondayayorni, please say hello to lly ripa. cheers andpplause
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>> j)jmy: goo to see you. >> hihi goodo s s yo >>im: this is a hot tr >> o oy sh yeahnh thisisisll therage. >> jimmymy evevybody's doing this. everybody's doi it. i gogo itone at t t asspca... >> jim- arerescu nails? >> res nails, yeahah pretty eat. the bummer is i figured out, it likik you never know, i'm t really a trendyson but i thout t ts is a trend, maybe i could rock because i i petite, models are petite. jimmyyea@. >> and i figiged t o one downsisi, an you guyshould know this isp that you have to hire wiwi-er. >>im: whao you meme a with-er? >> a pe-er. >> jimmy:yoyo hired a did. >> jimmy whaha isss your wipe-er's name? >auren draglglni. e no id. j jmymyrely he's dying r rht no >> uh-huh.
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but t al thabobo and beyoyo t t call of - - w of -- ye>> yeah. ipip s s funnytoto because wasac l le he won'ttvenotic that t have these on. >> jimmy: would notice. i think the nexttep is ging gerbrbils totourup fiers.s. >> live gerbils. yold see mfeet. >> jimmy:t's very g od t t see you. thisisis truer lse,e,e,our least faforite week of thth yeyear? >> it is m m lea@ast favorite wewe.. i thinkkt's erybody's least vori week because itt i such an inordinate amnt of work and m mh flying andtayi awawake and going from eventnt to evento evevt. and then we do o our afterscar showow youou haveououfter oscar ow. but yos i i dirececy after the oscars. >imim: right, yes, exextly. >> ours is when rybody's eiththon o oosr gotrunk cae they loktktkt o got drunk cae they won and now they're canceling o on u3 on our shsw. d 'r'rsittttg ththe gogog >> jimmy: ve beethere, it's a real mess. lili getting rea ckstage, there areeople w y think theyight throw upin thehehehehe show.
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ohu can it! st one segment, you can do it! i know you c do it! my: your show innnew york this morning,g,ou flew here, u're here nowow >> yes. [ eend applalae ] >> jmy: : u're going tok allay tomorrow >> guys, calm down, i iidn't pilot the plple. >> jimmy: then this is lunacy. u're fing bacac to n york? >> well, ay. so --ay. soso son i in a w wstling tournameme. jimmy:hich@hne of your sons >>joaquin.n. e one justurned 13 yesterday. >> jmy: he's a veryice jd. >> ne kid. [ applplse ] jimmyve kid. >> one year eurprise the him fofohis brdand b bughtim backstate. he's not beeee the same since. >>immy: really? in good or badway? >> a grere y. hehe ke, , yoesn't my seventh adadhave a b b and pool table >> jimmy: i l lehe i ia somee people a tung inondering why are thosehings or nds?
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yea so o re's a w wstng tournameme in the middle offhis weekend. 're going to get o a pne and fome@aturday so we ca watch him wrestle, thn come ba sundada so can be athe after oscscars show. . >. jim ihe wrestling john na why must you see is >> don know, don't you think aoodd ia to o ppororve?e >> jimmy: i t it's aat idid to be supportive but i'm going to tell you,e does not appreciate it all. p[ lauger ] >> you sound like my mom. >> jimmy: listst, it' not h h ecififally. bu no kid. did you appppciat what yr mom wod do forou wn n u were thth e? >> okay,o it's mymyom just had this conversaon with me about -- y b b re in the plane she' likekeg't fly back, he's's not going to appreciate it. ll getll t thiss stuff i for you kids andnd you didn't thatgt whaha she id >> j jmy:s that true? think i feel very appreciative of my momther. jimim: your mother never did ything like th, thoughghgh
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on a p pne. jimmy:(here y go, yeah. so real y you sulul't appreciate yououmother right. [ laughtht ] >>my: but joaquin. let'make a aideosage for the vture. this will sometng that he e cannatch in --- ay, so jouin, t ts isour mom. we c cl her kelly. >>hat's fluffy nai toyou. >im: she's weang f f fluy nails, they we hototn thyear 2016. kelld your ad a are making a ridiculous sacri go see yourwrestlg, to see you g s@swey wstlether teenagers. >> ye. jimmy: thihi weekenen dni hopehat wn t t pcomeha y y b becoeoe your mom or dad's wipe-er@ >, we're go need it. >> jimmy:ouwi need i i i att somemepopoint. everybody does. that you thi about this d andhat you appreciate it and also don't do drugs, okay? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy:p message to joaqn. >> that's a ad message. goingngoo loveethat.
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atf he doesn't makeweight?? >> , he madweight, e ad to@ weigh intoda f> jmym9 he did,ere u hoping h wouldn't? >> i wasrang to god. i was like, yes! use he d fgy the wha cacaor bihday. so 's's li, justtive him e pce because he's got to@ make weight. so i was like,ouan havmy piece! >> jim-m: yo tried. i ted everythinbut didn't woror >> j`mmy: vergood te kelly ripa hwith us.s. she has a big show on monony rning after thescars. 'll be right back!
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[ cheers and applause ] immy: they say it's a great idea t tay on the groun@ hollywoodboulevard. it's one of f`e cleanest - it's ststile out the. >> you c c cell i'm a little bit comforoable.e. zimmy: u ould be. u're in a are o othe grnd. >> i know. >> jimmy: usususu people in that posion a a on their way t the hospital. i w wt youo knonow i put a a single orchid on youur star e every mornrnrnon the way int rk >> thank yoyoyooeoe that mea i passed away? jimmy: no, it doesn't, it means we appreciate you. >> aw, thank yoyo [ cheers and applause ] >> that's nice i'm gog to be honest, when thth told m m i w wetng a star ii id i i thoug you d to be deaddtoto get of thosos >> jimmy::really? hen i told my husband,e's like, i thohoht you had to be dead to ge one ofo hose. hadh idea thatt l ople - weeive in new yorkrk therers nothingike this. >> jimmy: what abt when regis ttton werereouou thinking he wasas zombie?? >> i thoug because of his contririti of beingngo many years. >> jimmy: : see. i t tught- you know. >immy: y y figured, cle enough.
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>> dre@oming true eaming bng crushed. anananwas st -- >immy t tt's the worst und. >> the worst sound. >>immy: when you hear a dream beingshed-- yeaha o we made`e`eecision to stay aw soswe e aake a night. >. jimim: then you are live on television. >t'sshorrible. >> jimmy: god onlnows what might come out o your mouth. >orrible thingsome out of our mouth. wee once orwice been caught on the air coming back fm mmercial breakakust yelling obobenitits. j jmymyreally? >>eah. >> jimmywill you do this? promise tok thahaha in. ink you'd get bigatings u promise t to yel oceniti on ther. - >>ou ink? yeahall right. [ cheersnd applaus] >> jimmy: did you wt to see stars, if you nto see scefies, liviv after o show monday morning. cheers a a apppbuse ] kellllpa,,everybod thank yoyokelly. we'll be right b bk billy brown!
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>> jimmyguillermo appi everody.y. iiithat, foibib clappphanini. >> guillermo i likiktight. jimmy: all right.t. r next g gstas seen killed on "deerer "the llowing" and "sons of anarchyhy so far, he h managed to not be murdered on n ow to get away with m mder."( watch it thursdays at 10ere on abab please ombilly brown. [ chrs and applause ] >immy: you u@t kikied a lot. >> it was all l lding t getng re. u're , o o kimm. jimmy: y gen ketting resurrect frd over. tetestinn shonda rhimes'
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away with murder," prey much evevyonene iththasttlive tweets ugh t t episoso. you didn't even have twitterer or maybe y do. h wouould be -- kn i i singt up. gettinin a a the material. i'm going to blast y g gsith the good stuff. >> jimmy: how did get away with th? >> you know what, i didn't have it going . and alfred enoch didn'teit violdidn't havav . >> jimmy: but she got . . >> numr one on the callsheet,t, shrealizes a little nudgege from onda. jimmy: right, shehead to do . >> get t t f flowersrs up. number ninee@n thth call sheet, work tgo days a week. i mean,y don't even know i'm there.a couplef lovovcenes and i'm out. >>immy: : u do have a lot of love s snes on the show. [ cheend alause ] how many lov scenesssyou ne on nthe sh? theh le to get you nakedn thatshow, donthey? >> always. . jimmy: r@ghtht >> erything g t the baby oil. yeye >> jimmy: viola said that she -- i think she had never done a love scene before lov scenene se did with you. >> no, in fact, in the pilot
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i sw upp t t meeeeting with the director and creator of ththth show, pete norwalk, with a turkey sandwich, ptein shake, water,ckpack, no shsh i 19re outse. she's nervous. hot he's this guy? :0 b bikememessen >'m on broadway, i'm with denz, who's this character? two days latat we're in a carpt a andming with the windowling and it'like 1 1 degrees. 1010 attt ninit. dress is pes gting ripp o jmy shi to be -- >> jimmy: yours or her >> mimi. she wears boxers. [ laughter ] ] >> jimmy: you d d not ease her in gtly into the love scene rld?d?d? >v you never ee in gently... [ laughter ] apause ] >> jimat terble advi, kids. [ laughter cheers a ause ] >> don't doo i i t way, non >> jimim: viola also, i rd she said s hur her back,hrew her back out d dng a love s sne wh you?
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experience, the producers on the pilot decided, spice itp f f thththirst thing. >> jijij:: ght. >> since we're herentown. d i threw her up a aainstst t t wa. 's c. but ii thought mbebeyoyw we'dive the mse houou a ttle s sethinio tnk about.t. jimmy: righ >> i didn't know it but later on she d -- >> jimmy: have her a ays contacted you a out thisis >> yes, yeya. cease a desist, something like that. >> jimmy: i iit wed t wat yourself in a scke that? >> n n that one. the other es yeah. i'm coortable witit the love scenes. >> youe fole wating the love enes? >> no, i'middingng n't watch any of it. >> j jmy:ou do. that's why ihoug it wo n. t thatove scene up on the scene. all l ght. rollll it now take us through this here. there's via. i'm going to getetut of thth ay. i n't t nt to block your pecs. >> y y got to low the v a little bit, y knknkn jmy: you do hava nice, lowvoice. >> l l the hds go underneathh
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bebetiful. >my: ohon g, you st wowo out. [ cheersrsnd appuspe ] >> oh my god. >> jmy: iould imagine youou obably liftf weightsts w wh a bodydy le e at. it's allurgers and syrurup. >> yeah. >> jimmywh part? >> nnood. >> jimmy: whwh year didid y you graduate hihh school? >> '8 jim: , so t tt't'ike -- e ehereth>> yeah, ty >> jim-that was aoooo t to bnglewood. i used to get my hair cut back in the dayy a morning side rk barber, samelace a as & mac, t ththtith theowowr. nin, kareeee-- >> j jmy:yld gooo ththe barbershop? you'eehem?m? >> yeah, coming in and o o. yoknow. just hang out, maybe g%g a t a fade. >> jimmy: a a gatring ace? >>ike e avery barbershop, you know >> jimmy: like we wte peoplpl e in thth movivi. this rlly goes on? [ laughter ]
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it's exactly likik that, yeah. exactly. >> jimmy: that seems like a fun thing. i i o every oncnc in ahi too a a rbershop. >> t bestialoguee@ ever. jimmy: rit. >> theheest dialogue. it's 8:00 a.m., guy aeady ey got it. th'reepitting ata it. gamet, match. >immy 00 i ithe morororng t tre hangi ou >> the guy cing inith the watch and the jacttndhe bracelets,ssooo >>imim: to sel youluh? >> 0%. >> jimim: wow. you rememr a particucucu inininctions w wh mag or kareem or anyf those guys? >> nono you know, thene thing i had,ops and i in ther nixon was st .a litehattinin he there. >> jmy ririt.>> most of the time with t t bahohey werer tight wi. ththouldn'make a big thick. >> jimmy: didy giveou ticketswsw >> always. , no, no tickeke. >> no tickets." it wasnsthat friendly, gues is it l good in inglewood? by the way, the rampsre coming to inglewoooo you fee stiti a a a aached to thah areq?
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[ chrs a a applaus glewd -- forusmade a comemeku jimmy: for surere>> flelewoodod mac, madonna, prce. >> jimmy: a greatatatce toeeeeconcert. used to be the worst, a terrible place e aconcert.t. >> y y got the ceac thehe m, across the prair, cemetery. >> jimmy yeah. righgh it's e-stop shopping. >> then fried chicken. you know. take your pick. >> jimmy: it's a a great place to get a haircut. [ cheers and appuse ] >> got t giv a suto johnny blundale. >im: a mutuallriendd o ours. a k divial. a little n ngege will helpim hisde >> j jmyhis hh a lot sexual hangups? >> you know. jmy: i iknow. we want toend o lovehim. he's looki for a woman. if you'reeinterested, h naname's john blle, works atajor
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